i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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