I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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