Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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