girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I'm bleeding and have questions
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