It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Randomize
