Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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