in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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