I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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