The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
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