We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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