Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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