so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
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Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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