we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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