Christians are straight up FREAKS
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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