i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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