Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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