I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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