Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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