porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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