worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
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I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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