apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
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I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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