so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
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My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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