fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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