i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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