Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
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This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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