Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
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I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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