Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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