Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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