I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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