Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Someone shattered a urinal.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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