Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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