I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
