i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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