So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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