Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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