Your dad touched me again.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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