I want to stick my p in your. b.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I stole a fireplace last night.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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