Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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