doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
