Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Found the puke drawer
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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