I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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