I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
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I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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