My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I wannas sexs uuuuu
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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porn star boner night. come get it.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
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I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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