wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You're like the curious george of whores
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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