We're like a lot better than the average bears
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I woke up under a house in Key West
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