I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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