You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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