what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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