I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
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It's never too late to be topless.
This is the high leading the old right now
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.