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Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
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yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.