Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
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And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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