It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
