He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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