Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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