I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
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Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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