you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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