i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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