oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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